Shove water in the kettle, close the lid and turn the kettle on. You feel pissed off because you put too much water in so it’ll take longer to boil. At the same time you can’t be bothered to empty it. Not even a minute in, you light the cigarette you were saving for your coffee. You’re agitated, exhausted. Not to mention the kettle’s being a slow piece of shit.

Take the opportunity to put two scoops of coffee into the mug. You’re cutting down; you used to take four. Fucking addict. You forget that you smoke fast, so you’re already more than halfway through your cigarette. Oh, and the kettle’s still taking its time.

This is the part where you hit something in frustration. (Violent fucker). Your cup is ready but the kettle isn’t. You don’t take sugar - sweet things piss you off. No milk either, hell no. You like your coffee black just like your metal.

Coffee-addicted-metalhead-bastard.

This is the part where you’re in the middle of your second cigarette and the kettle’s screaming like a bitch. It’s ready, fuck yes! Pour the water and stir. Take a sip of the scolding hot liquid. Tastes divine, you fucking masochist. Finish your cigarette then light another. This is your vice and it’s killing you one minute at a time.

ex-girlfriends to the end

ex-girlfriends to the end

when i feel motivated to draw so many people at once, i will finish this off.
i always worry about my characters looking too similar so i thought if i drew them out all together i could reassure myself that this isn’t the case.

when i feel motivated to draw so many people at once, i will finish this off.

i always worry about my characters looking too similar so i thought if i drew them out all together i could reassure myself that this isn’t the case.

hunter is stupid.png

hunter is stupid.png

Okay so. This is how all my bio’s are going to look from now on. Head and shoulder shot with colours and essentials written underneath. Each character will have their name written in their “handwriting” as Tetsuo’s is. The bio’s will be under a read more because of space lol.
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BASICS
FULL NAME: Tetsuo IeviNICKNAME: TetAGE: NineteenAGE APPEARANCE: TwentyBIRTHPLACE: Shinjuku, JapanRESIDENCE: I assume he’s moved out and living with Shizuki and Suzue lolBIRTHDAY: 1st AprilGENDER: MaleALLERGIES: None.SEXUAL PREFERENCE: BisexualWAY OF SPEAKING: Monotone, blunt, mumbles a lotMARITAL STATUS: EngagedOCCUPATION: I’ll come back to this later lolol.THEME SONG(S): “Unknown Soldier” Breaking Benjamin
APPEARANCE
HAIR COLOR: Dirty blondeHAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: Short and relatively spikey with two long strands at the frontEYES COLOR: Very dark brownHEIGHT: 6’2”WEIGHT: 135 lbsOUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: Baggy t-shirts, (sometimes ripped) jeans, jackets, fingerless gloves, cheap shoes, dark colours, likes orange and brown and X’s, doesn’t care for fashionDISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): Arms covered in old deep scars, has tiny hole marks where he stapled his face and body and three lines going down both cheeksSELF CARE(MAKE UP): None.SKIN COLOR: Slightly tanBODY TYPE/BUILD: Tall, slightly muscularPIERCINGS/TATTOOS: Three on both ears, a tongue and lip piercing. Has a small “X” on the right side of his neck.DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: Benjamin Burnley, quite deep and always sounds like he’s just woken up
RELATIONSHIPS
MUM: Tweek IeviDAD: N/ASIBLINGS: Daisuke, Jiinka and KurtCHILDREN: SuzueHOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: Really well. He loves Suzue to bits.OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: His cousin Akki who’s like his brother from another motherPAST LOVE(S): Aali T.CURRENT LOVE: Shizuki McCormickFRIENDS: Akki, Shizuki, Chris, Haru, OskarPETS: A stupid cat called Sheena
PERSONALITY
POSITIVE CHARACTERISTICS: He’s got a crude/dark sense of humour and is pretty fun to be around when he’s in a good mood.NEGATIVE CHARACTERISTICS: Can’t control his anger and can get very violent.FAVORITE COLOUR: Orange and brownFAVORITE FOOD: ChipsFAVORITE ANIMAL: Cats/ShizukiDRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: Drinks from time to time and smokes.MUSIC TYPE: Metal, Post-Hardcore, Grunge, Alternative RockSLEEPING PATTERN: Sleeps under the average amount, often wakes up during the nightBIGGEST SECRET: He cheated with Shizuki when he was in his previous relationship but everyone knows that lmao.HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: AkkiDRUNK TYPE: Pretty much just happy and horny.DONE ANYTHING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW: He’s killed a few people.
KNOWLEDGE
LANGUAGES: Fluent in English and Japanese.SCHOOLING LEVEL: He dropped out and he’s quite stupid.FAVORITE SUBJECT: Sex
ROMANCE
DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: Mostly unless Shizuki’s really horny.HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): Forward and manly.GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: Manly and slightly klutzy.GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Go slow.TRUE LOVE VS TESTING DIFF PEOPLE: True love.PROTECTIVE: If you touch Shizuki he will rip your dick off. :cACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: Both. <3WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: He got Shizu this nice star necklace once.TYPE OF KISSER: Pretty damn good.DO THEY WANT KIDS: He has a daughter.DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: Yes.MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: BadARE THEY ROMANTIC: No, but he can get away with it.HOW ARE THEY IN BED: He knows his way around the bedroom.GET JEALOUS EASY: Nope.FAVORITE POSITION: Top.OPINION ON SEX: “So. Good. Fuck me.”

Okay so. This is how all my bio’s are going to look from now on. Head and shoulder shot with colours and essentials written underneath. Each character will have their name written in their “handwriting” as Tetsuo’s is. The bio’s will be under a read more because of space lol.

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punches Tetsuo and Oskar because they’re accidentally really similar as are their loves lololol

more gay than uoh and jeordie/twiggy is a man 

more gay than u
oh and jeordie/twiggy is a man 

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY